Wednesday, September 24, 2008
RIDE THE TIGER, or How I Got Myself Shanked at Houston Zoo
Isn't this the cutest picture of Fay "riding the tiger"? One would think so, and one would be right, but for some reason (which I will explain) it doesn't seem so cute to me anymore.Just after this ride was over, I told Kristie that Ronnie James Dio would really like that picture because of his Holy Diver song. She then told me that he was the smartest man in rock, to which I responded, "I thought you said he was the hottest man in rock?" That's about the time I felt the stabbing pain in my left side and saw her throw a screwdriver into the bushes. It's finally healing up now though, so don't worry.
Friday, September 05, 2008
JULY IN PORTDUNK
July is an important month in South Texas, as this is when the
Yes, those are skulls on my shorts, because I am the toughest bellyflopper in Coastal Texas, and skulls are tough, bitches!Bellyflop Championship of Coastal Texas
takes place in lovely Aransas Pass. This year it was decided that my prodigious girth was finally going to be put to productive use! We went to Aransas Pass early that fateful Saturday, in order to have plenty of cans of Lone Star first thing in the morning. Anyway, 17 beers and 5 rounds of bellyflopping later, there is a new Coastal Texas champion!
Yellow watermelon makes some small children lose their minds.
Labels: beer, bellyflop, watermelon
