Friday, September 05, 2008
JULY IN PORTDUNK
July is an important month in South Texas, as this is when the
Yes, those are skulls on my shorts, because I am the toughest bellyflopper in Coastal Texas, and skulls are tough, bitches!Bellyflop Championship of Coastal Texas
takes place in lovely Aransas Pass. This year it was decided that my prodigious girth was finally going to be put to productive use! We went to Aransas Pass early that fateful Saturday, in order to have plenty of cans of Lone Star first thing in the morning. Anyway, 17 beers and 5 rounds of bellyflopping later, there is a new Coastal Texas champion!
Yellow watermelon makes some small children lose their minds.
Labels: beer, bellyflop, watermelon
