Wednesday, February 02, 2005
THE PINA COLADA INCIDENT
Just so everyone is on the same page, let me explain the deceitfulness of the Naples Beluga. I only call Darrell that because when he visited us in Naples and was lying on the beach, it looked like a female beluga had washed ashore in the Gulf of Mexico. One would think that with a name like Darrell it would be a male beluga, but not with breasts like the ones I witnessed at Vanderbilt Beach! Anyway, the visit was going along fine, and myself, KSG, Darrell's wife Smokie and that dastardly bastard decided to make our way down to the swanky shopping district here in Naples. Jokingly, I asked Darrell if he would buy me a pina colada while we were down there and...
HE SAID THAT HE WOULD!!!!
Now, I'm no crybaby, but when a man promises to buy another man a fruity, creamy, frozen drink on Super Bowl weekend he damn well better do it.
BUT HE DID NOT!!!!
There are only about 94 different places one can purchase frozen cocktails on this particular street, but did I ever get my pina colada? I think we all know the answer to that.
HE SAID THAT HE WOULD!!!!
Now, I'm no crybaby, but when a man promises to buy another man a fruity, creamy, frozen drink on Super Bowl weekend he damn well better do it.
BUT HE DID NOT!!!!
There are only about 94 different places one can purchase frozen cocktails on this particular street, but did I ever get my pina colada? I think we all know the answer to that.
