Wednesday, September 24, 2008
RIDE THE TIGER, or How I Got Myself Shanked at Houston Zoo

Just after this ride was over, I told Kristie that Ronnie James Dio would really like that picture because of his Holy Diver song. She then told me that he was the smartest man in rock, to which I responded, "I thought you said he was the hottest man in rock?" That's about the time I felt the stabbing pain in my left side and saw her throw a screwdriver into the bushes. It's finally healing up now though, so don't worry.

