Wednesday, March 30, 2005
MISTAKEN ORIGIN OF MONKEY
In my previous post I mentioned that the Buttonhead Tamarin is only found in Southwest Florida. Well, due to some recent experiences we have concluded that this may not actually be the case. This particular tamarin monkey was born here in Southwest Florida, but it seems that the origin of this species may be somewhere a little more sinister. We have determined this through several field studies we have done with our little tamarin.
What we have noticed is that if you get your face down close to this monkey to kiss her or talk quietly while she is doing her primal screaming, she will immediately try to grab you with her mouth. KSG says that this is because she is so young and thinks that everything near her face is a food source. But, I have had a lot of anthropological experience with this particular species of monkey, and through my studies have determined that she is just trying to do something genetically encoded in her.
Therefore, I have determined that Buttonhead Tamarins are from France. You can't argue with the scientific process.
What we have noticed is that if you get your face down close to this monkey to kiss her or talk quietly while she is doing her primal screaming, she will immediately try to grab you with her mouth. KSG says that this is because she is so young and thinks that everything near her face is a food source. But, I have had a lot of anthropological experience with this particular species of monkey, and through my studies have determined that she is just trying to do something genetically encoded in her.
Therefore, I have determined that Buttonhead Tamarins are from France. You can't argue with the scientific process.
